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Tony’s: Still got it!

Michael Youness 3/7/21 Michael Youness 3/7/21

Tony’s: Still got it!

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Cappello’s uses almond flour, if anyone gives a shit

Michael Youness 2/25/21 Michael Youness 2/25/21

Cappello’s uses almond flour, if anyone gives a shit

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Udi’s is NOT a UTI

Michael Youness 2/23/21 Michael Youness 2/23/21

Udi’s is NOT a UTI

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Amy’s.

Michael Youness 2/21/21 Michael Youness 2/21/21

Amy’s.

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Trader Joe’s mild racism

Michael Youness 2/19/21 Michael Youness 2/19/21

Trader Joe’s mild racism

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California’s Covid Kitchen

Michael Youness 2/17/21 Michael Youness 2/17/21

California’s Covid Kitchen

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Luige’s (NOT a Mario Brother)

Michael Youness 2/15/21 Michael Youness 2/15/21

Luige’s (NOT a Mario Brother)

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Against the Grain, often unwise

Michael Youness 2/13/21 Michael Youness 2/13/21

Against the Grain, often unwise

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Wild Harvest: as boring as it sounds

Michael Youness 2/11/21 Michael Youness 2/11/21

Wild Harvest: as boring as it sounds

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It’s not delivery, it’s worse: DiGiorno

Michael Youness 2/9/21 Michael Youness 2/9/21

It’s not delivery, it’s worse: DiGiorno

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Ironically made of cubes: Culinary Circle

Michael Youness 2/7/21 Michael Youness 2/7/21

Ironically made of cubes: Culinary Circle

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Lean Cuisine. But why, though?

Michael Youness 2/5/21 Michael Youness 2/5/21

Lean Cuisine. But why, though?

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Evol sure sounds a lot like “evil,” right?

Michael Youness 2/3/21 Michael Youness 2/3/21

Evol sure sounds a lot like “evil,” right?

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Sabatasso’s only makes cheese pizza, I think?

Michael Youness 2/1/21 Michael Youness 2/1/21

Sabatasso’s only makes cheese pizza, I think?

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The Rise and Fall of the Detroit Empire, Second Edition: Motor City Pizza Co

Michael Youness 1/30/21 Michael Youness 1/30/21

The Rise and Fall of the Detroit Empire, Second Edition: Motor City Pizza Co

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Pizza by the pallet, as it was always meant to be: Kirkland

Michael Youness 1/28/21 Michael Youness 1/28/21

Pizza by the pallet, as it was always meant to be: Kirkland

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It’s like a party in my mouth and everyone’s really sick: Totino’s

Michael Youness 1/26/21 Michael Youness 1/26/21

It’s like a party in my mouth and everyone’s really sick: Totino’s

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No, I have never heard of Jimmy’s Pizza

Michael Youness 1/24/21 Michael Youness 1/24/21

No, I have never heard of Jimmy’s Pizza

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What’s the opposite of power? Caulipower

Michael Youness 1/22/21 Michael Youness 1/22/21

What’s the opposite of power? Caulipower

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Outsiders Pizza, Chronicling the Rise and Fall of the Detroit Empire

Michael Youness 1/20/21 Michael Youness 1/20/21

Outsiders Pizza, Chronicling the Rise and Fall of the Detroit Empire

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