Udi’s is NOT a UTI
This is, so far, the best diet/alternative ingredient pizza I have had. That’s not saying much, but it’s definitely the king of shit mountain. All hail Udi’s, the maker of the least gross of the gross things. I always enjoy it when a product claims to be both bigger AND better. That’s writing a pretty bold statement. Was Udi’s worse before? Will it maybe be bad again in the future, if they want to spice things up? Who is going to find out if they do? Do their pizzas even sell well at all? What is a pizza? Where am I?
Pros:
Bigger, better, faster, stronger, longer, wider, dumberer.
Cons:
Lacking good cheese. (-1 point)
Sauce was pretty bland. (-1 point)
Crust still didn’t feel or taste good. (-2 points)
