What’s the opposite of power? Caulipower

I enjoy cauliflower. I think it’s a good replacement for chicken when making a vegetarian or vegan dish. The fiber in it usually ruins me, but it’s still a good vegetable. Why then, when it would clearly better serve a pizza by being a topping, did someone thing to make a crust out of it? The answer eludes me. And of course, since I do like cauliflower, I was really hoping this would be the “diet pizza” to save them all. ALAST, it was quite bad. Bad enough for me to once again try feeding it to my cat, and once again he refused to eat it. I even pulled the pizza apart because the crust was so god awful and overpowering that I needed to see if the rest of the pizza was bad too, or if it was just the crust. Thankfully, it was just the crust, but like…without it, you’re just eating a sloppy pile of saucy cheese and meat. The crust really pulls the room together. Do not eat this pizza.

Pros:

  • I …wanted to like it?

Cons:

  • I did NOT like it. The crust was overwhelmingly bad, and should be condemned. The cheese, sauce, and toppings are ok. (-7 points)

3/10

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