Lean Cuisine. But why, though?
This pizza is low in calories. It is also very small. The seemingly independent thoughts are very connected. This pizza is nothing special. If you had to introduce a new sentient being on earth to pizza, this may be a good introductory choice, as it is the most neutral pizza you can find. I mean, it’s not good, not bad… it tastes exactly like it looks. In some cultures, this may be considered a miracle. Not to me, though. To me, this is just a static-y screen between channels. Sometimes you think you can make out an image, but it’s probably just your brain trying to figure out what’s going on. Sometimes you might enjoy this pizza, but it’s just exceeding your low expectations.
Pros:
I imagine it’s easy to find?
Cons:
The crust seems to be some kind of discus. (-1 point)
Not enough cheese, not surprisingly. (-1 point)
The sauce is definitely some kind of ketchup mixture. (-1 point)
The flavor is Lean Cuisine pizza. (-1 point)
