Which came first: Wicked the musical, or Wicked the pizza?
Wicked does not make a pepperoni (only) pizza, so I had to bend my own rules a bit and get a “meatzilla," which has sausage, Canadian bacon, a different kind of sausage, pepperoni, American bacon, and a picture of Godzilla on the box. The flavor reminded me a lot of “the bear” pizza from Pizza Lucé (a very Minnesota-only chain), only if the bear had also been tranquilized and put in a zoo. Honestly, when you just pile on toppings like this, one or two are bound to prevail and drown out the rest. That’s basically what happened here. All I could taste was ham and spicy sausage. The crust, cheese, sauce, and other toppings had no flavor, and overall the pizza felt very underwhelming. The crust was also super flimsy and couldn’t actually support the mound of product that rested on its weak shoulders.
Pros:
If you like meat tornados, this is worth a shot.
Cons:
Overwhelming toppings with not a lot of flavor. (-1 point)
Spineless crust. (-1 point)
I don’t recall even tasting the cheese or sauce. (-2 points)
