Well well well. And here I was, just trying to eat some pizza to survive, like every other day of my life. Urban Pie, apparently, makes a different kind of sauce to go with all of their pizzas, so I’m sure they aren’t all good, but this one is good enough to make me seriously contemplate trying the others. Plus, that’s a cool idea. I think more companies should follow suit. They should also probably do literally anything else that Urban Pie is doing because it’s all really good. Good cheese, good toppings, damn good sauce, decent crust. I didn’t even spill it on my shirt or pants! Which, now that I’m thinking about it, I haven’t really spilled much since I started this journey. Why the hell was I always spilling on myself before, then? Perhaps, like Schrödinger’s cat, I changed the outcome by observing and recording it.

Pros:

• I would absolutely seek this pizza out again, if other favorites were unavailable. It has taken its place in my meager hall of fame.

Cons:

• There’s some kind of herb they sprinkle on it that really detracts from the flavor. Without it, this would’ve been a perfect 10. (-1 point)

9/10