Screamin’ Sicilian: A History of Madness
I can’t recall if I actually ate this pizza or just had a dream in which a mustachioed man was screaming at me, and throwing spaghetti in my eyes. It’s like a fever dream from a distant relative. Who are they? How did their thoughts enter my mind?
Pros:
Good amount of toppings
Good cheese
There’s a mustache on the box you can remove and put on your upper lip, but it works like the Mask from the titular movie. You’ll wake up days later with a pistol, covered in Cameron Diaz’s blood. I don’t know if this is a pro or a con.
Cons:
Not enough cheese (-1 point)
Crust was ok (-1 point)
