Paying homage to its roots: Roma

Roma is such a carbon copy of Jack’s that I’m even giving it the same rating. Same cheese, same sauce, same crust. Shit, they’re the same size and thickness. I kinda want to try a blind taste test now to see if I’d even be able to discern some of these pizzas. Maybe I’ll save that for the grand finale (which is when I have a massive heart attack from all my skin cells mutating into cheese).

Pros:

  • Can be applied to open wounds to stop the bleeding.

Cons:

  • Not enough toppings. (-1 point)

  • Sauce is too sweet. (-1 point)

  • Needs more cheese (-1 point)

7/10

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