Paying homage to its roots: Roma
Roma is such a carbon copy of Jack’s that I’m even giving it the same rating. Same cheese, same sauce, same crust. Shit, they’re the same size and thickness. I kinda want to try a blind taste test now to see if I’d even be able to discern some of these pizzas. Maybe I’ll save that for the grand finale (which is when I have a massive heart attack from all my skin cells mutating into cheese).
Pros:
Can be applied to open wounds to stop the bleeding.
Cons:
Not enough toppings. (-1 point)
Sauce is too sweet. (-1 point)
Needs more cheese (-1 point)