Paul Newman was a great guy.

He was a Hollywood heartthrob, a great actor, a race car driver, a divorcee, a parent that lost a child, a philanthropist, and generally loved by all. Newman’s Own was started as a not for profit, which is essentially a company that operates like all others, but offloads excess profit by donating to charity. Why the fuck don’t all companies work that way, you ask? Well: people are bastards. But not Paul. I’m reviewing this pizza to honor him.

Pros:

  • Excellent sauce, cheese, toppings, everything.

Cons:

  • Not quite enough cheese. (-1 point)

  • A bit much sauce. (-1 point)

8/10

miss you, Paul

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