Live G Free, Die G Hard

I would like to congratulate the creators of Live G Free for making a gluten free pizza that does not actually taste like a gluten free pizza. It was a plain cheese pizza, so it’s not like it was bursting with flavor, either, but it wasn’t actively bad like so many others I’ve had. One of these days I’ll have to figure out what the hell gluten is, and why it’s absolutely essential to making pizza taste good. Last I checked, it was some kind of fuel used for space shuttles? Is that still the case? I’m not going to verify. My life is happier this way. Eat Live G Free pizza, go to the moon!

Pros:

  • Tasted like a standard cheese pizza.

Cons:

  • No flavor, good or bad. (-3 points)

7/10

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