Crav’n better pizza
This pizza really should’ve tasted better. It looked good! It, like many of its fallen brethren, had a taste that I could neither identify, nor ignore. The crust was acceptable, but perhaps thicker than it needed to be. The cheese also seemed to be of a lesser grade. Perhaps a cheese made for horses, or used to cover children’s vomit in an elementary school. Also the sauce and pepperoni was mediocre. Just another uninteresting piece of dust in a universe of better flavors.
Pros:
Looks great!
Cons:
Not great tasting. (-1 point)
Bad feelings. (-1 point)
I can feel it in my crystals. (-1 point)
Soon the darkness will cover the Earth. (-1 point)
