I took this pizza out of the box and audibly said “fuck. The visible sauce to cheese ratio was easily 2:1. The number of toppings barely broke the single digits. It’s just obvious, before I even put the damn thing in my mouth, that I’m going to have a bad time. Predictably, the gluten free crust also tastes like eating a dog’s chew toy. It wasn’t the worst I’ve had, but it’s not good, either. It’s 50/50. You know what a 50% would get you in school? An F. I think I need to go back to school so I can stop reviewing pizzas.

Pros:

• It was everything I knew it would be: disappointing.

Cons:

• Crust sucks. (-1 point)

• Sauce sucks. (-1 point)

• Not enough cheese. (-1 point)

• Not enough pepperoni. (-1 point)

• Even the box sucks. (-1 point)

5/10