I mean, it’s not good, either. But it’s not the worst of the diet pizzas I’ve had. Dare I say, this pizza is edible! This particular brand of nonsense (diet pizza) specializes in a veggie crust, which is basically just a process of feeding vegetables to birds, having them regurgitate it into a disc shape, then killing the birds to make the toppings. Honestly, the crust tastes similar enough to normal non-bird vomit crust, but it does have a very distinct aftertaste. And as you may have guessed, it’s not a good one.

Pros:

• Low in caloric value and is full of those vegetables every pizza eater needs to continue living.

Cons:

• Bad aftertaste. (-1 point)

• Crust is kinda flimsy, like a wet piece of wood. (-1 point)

• The toppings look…ill. They don’t taste great either. (-1 point)

• Definitely needs more cheese to cover up the flavor. (-1 point)

• The sauce isn’t bad either, it’s just not good. (-1 point)

5/10