For legal reasons, I need to mention that I probably ate 1000 Tony’s pizzas throughout my high school career. I remember them suddenly disappearing from stores, and having to find a new source of nutrition. Tragic times. Of course, that was 400 years ago, so I kind of thought they went out of business. BUT NO! I found them, 30 minutes on the highway from my home. They’re not quite as I remember them, but I also barely remember anything I did or didn’t do during those formative years. If anything, if this was a meet up with an old friend you haven’t seen in nearly 15 years, I’m the one that Tony’s would be concerned about. It’s stayed in business and changed itself for the better while I’ve been hitting rock bottom (rock bottom, in this case, is making a website where you review frozen pizzas.)

Pros:

• The crust is a little thicker than I remember, a lil flakier. A positive change, as it still tastes the same, while also being more filling.

Cons:

• This pizza never judged me. It feels indecent to try to judge it. (-1 point for being unable to show bias)

9/10

Thank you for everything, Tony’s