If pizzas had a theme song, this one would probably be “Gonna Fly Now” (the song from Rocky). I can’t explain why I think that, I just do. Look at the picture below. Are you telling me you don’t hear that song? Well guess what, wise guy? While you were looking, I took your wallet and put all your money in stocks I heard about. They’re not doing well. That’s your problem now. I cannot believe you don’t have a financial adviser. Someone should’ve warned you that there’s no money in intel. They haven’t grown in 10 years. You absolute buffoon.

Pros:

• Very good balance of everything. Pretty surprised by this actually.

Cons:

• Good crust, but just a bit too thick. (-1 point)

• Sauce and cheese were decent too, but as always there should be more cheese and less sauce. (-1 point)

8/10