This pizza was a solid 6 before a pepper-faux-ni entered my mouth. The crust is a bit gelatinous but otherwise ok. The issue is with all the other bullshit on the pizza. Some bell peppers, some cheese from a place that shouldn’t be making cheese, some sauce that tastes like ketchup and garlic, and finally some pepperoni that was made by mashing vegetables together. This concludes my low effort review of this pizza, as a stark contrast to their high effort box (which is mostly lies).

Pros:

• I only had to eat a little bit before being disgusted.

Cons:

• Literally everything is wrong with this EXCEPT the crust. (-6 points)

4/10