This pizza comes in a box, like some kind of fancy gift you buy for your daughter to apologize for making her toys kiss each other while you were microdosing. The glue on the box sucks, so make sure you’re buying a genuine Mucci’s pizza and not an apple with a bunch of razor blades jammed in it.

Pros

• I didn’t get sick when I ate it

• This box wasn’t screaming at me

Cons

• This box wasn’t screaming at me (-1 point)

• There was something just…off about this pizza and I couldn’t put my finger on what the flavor was. I think it may have been the pepperoni. (-1 point)

• The crust was too thick (-1 point)

7/10

thank you, stanley