The dude would’ve been a nazi. Though, to his credit, his incredible ability to kill Europeans and Asians translates really well into the frozen pizza business. Relatively speaking. It’s not great, but it’s a lot better than I would’ve expected from someone who was almost certainly a piece of shit whose name would be more fitting on a toilet brand. An airplane toilet, maybe. Now THAT’S how you market!

Pros:

• The crust was thicker than I wanted but it tasted kinda good? Almost like french fries, which was weird.

• I didn’t have to kill a bunch of Allies to get it.

Cons:

• The crust tasted like french fries. While I didn’t mind, that’s still a very weird thing to find in a frozen pizza. (-1 point)

• Needed more cheese (-1 point)

• and toppings (-1 point)

7/10