The year is 2035. A car screams by overhead, pouring out ashes in the wake of its molten engine. You know what it is without even looking. It’s the only car that can fly, an Amazon pre-thought delivery craft. PTDc, “the consonant killer.” Inside, one of the last remaining American workers is being electrocuted to death for failing to predict one of the houses nearby needed paper towels. At its next stop, the craft will dispose of the corpse in one of Amazon’s new Human Trash and Human Waste tunnels, before ripping a child away from the arms of its mother to steer the insidious device. “THERE IS NO GOD - OBEY” is broadcast from its deafening speakers.

This is the world of Jeff Bezos.

Pros:

• It is all you will ever know, then you will die. It’s pretty good, actually.

Cons:

• There was an unpleasant aftertaste, but I couldn’t determine what it was coming from. (-1 point)

• The pepperoni’s could use some work, but at least there’s a good amount of them. (-1 point)

8/10