Judging by the fact that they put their story on the outside of every box, they know they are very bad. They are trying to garner some kind of pity. Then again, it’s entirely possible that there are people that genuinely like this pizza. I can only assume that these people also lick subway platforms and rub poison ivy on their groin. Truly despicable people.

Pros:

• When the shitty crust fell apart and forced me to drop a slice on my pants, it didn’t leave too many stains.

Cons:

• Remember how Domino’s was like “yeah, we know we’re awful, we’re going to fix it?” This pizza tastes exactly like Dominos 1.0. (-1 point)

• The crust is like a wet piece of old bread that has some kind of popcorn flavoring smeared on it. (-1 point)

• The sauce reminded me of Market Pantry, old ketchup. (-1 point)

• I normally ask for more cheese, but this cheese was bad. (-1 point)

• This is only getting points at all because it is still pizza. (-1 point)

5/10