I’m not kidding. Aside from the pepperoni slices, the cheese and sauce are both…cubed. What a whirlwind. I opened the plastic, poured the cubes out, and cooked it. It ended up looking a LOT more appetizing than I would’ve guessed, and it smelled pretty good, too. The crust is basically a thin cracker, which is both good and bad, and the fact that the sauce and cheese is loosely scattered around means your experience may vary. If this sounds like something you’d like, go for it. Personally, I was in a mood for a light pizza, and this kinda hit the spot. Perhaps I would’ve been more judgmental if I had not so recently almost thrown up from eating a pizza. Who knows?

Pros:

• I’ve never seen a pizza that looks like a bag of Legos before.

Cons:

• Crust was almost too thin, made it dry out. This is a con for me, but might be something other people enjoy more. (-1 point)

• There was not enough sauce or cheese cubes. (-1 point)

• It’s almost insulting that there were no pepperoni chunks, if they cubed everything else. Would’ve made for a more even flavor. (-1 point)

7/10